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By Amy Dickinson, Tribune Content Agency on

Work through your two months, do a top-quality job, achieve the goals for which you were contracted, and move on to the next gig.

Dear Amy: Your philosophy (expressed to "Hair today, gone tomorrow") that female athletes should only be required to engage in the same personal hygiene as the male athletes -- is grossly flawed.

Under your theory, male athletes would be required to wear sports bras and tampons/napkins and female athletes would have to wear athletic supporters and cups.

THAT would be "equality," right?

-- Bill


Dear Bill: No, that would be idiocy.


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