The Terrible Toys of 2021
In the face of the supply chain crunch, some parents are making do with the only toys left on the shelves. These include:
Chutes and Lepers: The game is the same. The graphics are ... disturbing.
Skanky: A Slinky that stays out all night and stumbles down the stairs.
Supersize Fidget Spinner: Pizza-size version of the popular gadget.
Hangry, Hangry Hippos: Life-size. Animatronic. Ravenous.
Big Wheel (of Brie): Do not ride in the sun.
Screw You Bears: Their more caring relatives are sitting in a container off Macao.
Rubik's Red-Hot Cube: Heats up to 525 F. Oven mitts suggested.
GI Infection Joe: Not all heroes get the digestive tract they deserve.
Cards Against Hannity: Always starts a fight!