In university, they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun?

To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world for people to do. They'd rather take their clothes off.

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.

To be a saint does not exclude fine dresses nor a beautiful house.