There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.

While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.

To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up.