A revision of the Nine Commandments (yes, nine)
5. DON'T MURDER
6. DON'T BE AN ADULTERER
7. DON'T STEAL
8. DON'T COMMIT PERJURY
9. DON'T COVET ANYTHING
BONUS: For those of you with young children or grandchildren around I am including a kid-friendly version:
1. THERE'S JUST ONE GOD!
2. DON'T EVEN THINK OF HAVING ANOTHER GOD!
3. DON'T CURSE WITH GOD'S NAME!
4. DO SOMETHING SPECIAL ON THE SABBATH!
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