When you are my age (old enough to know better), your driving skills have probably diminished so much that you can barely operate the simplest of vehicles.
I refer, of course, to shopping carts.
Since I am the designated cart driver when I go grocery shopping with my wife, Sue, I have devised a test to help you safely navigate your local supermarket.
I came up with the idea when Sue and I went shopping recently and encountered so many rude, reckless and maddeningly clueless cart operators that they all should have been pulled over, given a hefty ticket and had their driver’s licenses suspended.
If you are in the produce aisle and are cut off by another cart driver who then goes at a snail’s pace, what should you do?
(a) Hit him with a cantaloupe.
(b) Pull out your cellphone and call 911.
(c) Leave your cart in the middle of the aisle and go home.