A Step-Rose by Any Other Name Is Still A Step-Rose
Have you ever had to make a family tree? If you have, be glad you're not part of Judy's family, with all her relatives, half-relatives, ex-relatives and step-relatives. It may not be something Ozzie and Harriet can relate to, but for many of us, it's Main Street, America, circa 2019.
And with all those relatives floating around, the question is: What do you call them?
Judy has had to address this issue many times. You may need paper, a pencil with a sharpener and a good eraser to keep track. Let's get started.
We'll begin with Judy's father. "He called his mother's second husband (who raised him) Dad. I called him Grandpa. He was there for my father's birth and raised him his entire life. My father didn't know he wasn't his biological father and had adopted him until his teens."
And now we move on to Judy's mother's third husband. "He was in our life for 37 years before he died. We called him by his first name. We'd grown up with our father, and my mother didn't want us to identify with this new man as a parent. He never was. He was her husband."
And then there's her husband's father's second wife. "Our nieces call her Grandma. She's the only grandmother they've known. However, we find it offensive.
"This woman was his father's mistress while he was married to my husband's mother and indirectly was the cause of the distraction that caused the car accident that ended my husband's mother's life."
Judy has been married several times and has always insisted that her kids call her husbands by their first name. "Their father is alive, and it would be disrespectful for them to address anyone else as Dad."
One of her ex-husbands disagrees. "He and the woman he married after me insisted that my children address her as Mom because my ex adopted her children and they called him Dad. This caused emotional issues for my kids and her kids. She was not my sons' mom; I was. And I was very much in their lives.
"It also caused problems for the schools and doctors that cared for my sons because they had two people claiming to be 'Mom.'
"This ex has again married and is again asking my sons, who are now in their late 20s, to address this woman as Mom, which my sons won't do. She's offended, and my ex has told them they're disrespectful. It makes them very uncomfortable, and they avoid being around them."
Now, we come to Judy's grandson whom she's raising because his mother is a gang member. "He's 7 years old and wants to call me Mommy, but I encourage him to call me Granny or Grandma. He calls my husband, his step-grandfather, Papa George or just George.
"He calls my son, his father, Daddy. He calls my ex-husband Papa Paul and his wife Ms. Nancy which, in Texas, is a respectful way to address a woman. My ex and Debbie would prefer that he call her Grandma, but she's not his grandmother; she's my ex's wife.
"In my opinion, a child can never have too much love or extended family. But I feel it's a disservice to the child to force him or her into labeling a person as something they legally are not. There are many other acceptable ways to show respect in addressing someone."
What do you call all the steps and in-laws and ex's in your life? Send your tale, along with your questions, problems and rants to firstname.lastname@example.org. And check out my e-books, "Dear Cheryl: Advice from Tales from the Front" and "I'll Call You. Not."