Bored dad trades woman in for a younger model
She could be honest with her friends: "I don't make fun of your skin tone, and I wish you wouldn't make fun of mine."
I'm also going to give your daughter a comeback, but she can only use it if she delivers it with gusto and humor:
"Hey, I'm here. I'm clear. Get used to it."
Dear Amy: "Short and Fed Up" was sick of people making fun of her stature! Me, too, although these comments most often come from friends, not strangers, and I choose to view them as endearments.
I also have a new comeback to those jokes: "I am not short. I am fun size." It works.
-- Fun Size
Dear Fun Size: Perfect.
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