Apples and cheese puffs come in cat-proof containers
Dear Amy: I'm not sure how to handle Thanksgiving and Christmas meals at my in-law's house.
Last year, right before the meal, I watched my mother-in-law's cat eating on the dining room table. It was hard not to vomit. I noticed the salad dressing had expired years ago.
In addition to all this, she leaves the dog and cat bowls on the same counter as the food being cooked. While it probably is not an actual safety threat, this is incredibly unappetizing.
Over the years, I've found ways to get around eating most meals at the house. I sneak out for errands and run to a fast-food joint. I've also convinced them that I love cheese puffs that come in one of those huge containers. I can roll through a gallon of puffs in a few days if we are staying with them.
My wife has spoken to both her parents about this several times. Nothing has changed.
What should I do over the holidays? I don't want to ruin these meals, but I also don't think I can sit at the table and eat the food in front of me.
I'm also not sure I want my children eating food that is unsanitary. Your advice?
-- Holiday Hungry
Dear Hungry: First of all, much as anyone might love to wear one of those cheese puff containers over their face like a feed bag, if you are sneaking food into the house, there are healthier options. (An apple, for instance, comes in a cat-proof container.)
To your larger point, my suggestions are as follows: 1) Invite the in-laws to stay with you for the holidays. (Yes, I know, they won't leave their pets at home...)
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