Hack to School
The Major League Eating speed-eating record for hard-boiled eggs is 141 in 8 minutes, held by Joey Chestnut. It is not known whether the eggs were of the what-do-we-do-with-all-of-these-colored-Easter-eggs variety.
Abdominoplasty: a procedure to remove excess abdominal skin and tighten the underlying stomach muscles, otherwise known as a tummy tuck.
Phobia of the Week
Automatonophobia: fear of humanlike figures, i.e., mannequins
Food for Thought
Islinglass is a kind of gelatin derived from the dried swim bladders of fish, especially sturgeon, that is used to help clarify some beers and wines. It's also used in making jellies and glue.
"I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing." -- Marsha Doble