Masking an Unfortunate Truth
Never Say Diet
The Major League Eating speed-eating record for brats is 101 2.3-ounce brats in 10 minutes, held by Carmen Cincotti.
A nurse at a doctor's office called a patient to let him know the results from his blood tests. She said he was "just fine." The man wasn't satisfied.
"What's my cholesterol level?" he asked.
"Sir, you are just fine," replied the nurse.
"I want you to mail me the results," insisted the man.
A few days later, the man received a postcard from his doctor's office. It read, "You are just fine."
"After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting." -- Chuck Palahniuk, author of "Choke" (2001)