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"Not too good," replied the mother. "I've been very weak."

"Why are you so weak?"

"Because I haven't eaten in 38 days," the mother answered.

"That's terrible," said the son. "Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"

"Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."


"Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again."


Medical History

This week in 1992, the Joint Commission on Accreditation of Healthcare Organizations declared that hospitals without no-smoking indoors policies risked losing accreditation, putting their Medicare and Medicaid reimbursements in jeopardy. It was the first U.S. industry-wide ban on smoking in the workplace.


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