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A Fishy Drug Problem

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Intergluteal cleft: That, um, crease between the two large gluteal muscles you sit on, or more crudely, your butt crack

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Best Medicine

A woman walked up to a little, wrinkled, sallow man sitting in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," the man replied. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise."

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