A Fishy Drug Problem
Intergluteal cleft: That, um, crease between the two large gluteal muscles you sit on, or more crudely, your butt crack
Phobia of the Week
Fykiaphobia: Fear of seaweed
Never Say Diet
The Major League Eating record for pepperoni and cheese pizzas is 252 slices (2.52 pounds) in 6 minutes, held by Patrick Bertoletti. Warning: Most of these records are held by professional eaters; the rest by people who really should find something better to do.
A woman walked up to a little, wrinkled, sallow man sitting in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," the man replied. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise."