Bad News, Guys
Three questions for Dr. Baby, pregnancy therapist:
Q: Doc, should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 should be enough.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Where's the best place to store breast milk?
A: In the breasts.
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
-- American comedian Steven Wright