Health & Spirit

Bad News, Guys

Scott LaFee on

Three questions for Dr. Baby, pregnancy therapist:

Q: Doc, should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 should be enough.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Where's the best place to store breast milk?

A: In the breasts.


"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

-- American comedian Steven Wright


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