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Apotemnophobia: fear of persons with amputations

Never Say Diet

The Major League Eating record for huevos rancheros is 7.75 pounds in 10 minutes, held by Richard "the locust" LeFevre. Warning: Most of these records are held by professional eaters with apt nicknames; the rest by people who really should find something better to do.

Best Medicine

A medical school professor is giving a lecture, using slides to discuss different patient cases. He brings up an x-ray image and says, "As you can see, class, this patient limps because his right fibula and tibia are radically arched."

Turning, he points to a student in the front row, and asks: "You, what would you do in a case like this?"

The student stares at the x-ray, ponders for a moment and then replies, "I suppose I would limp, too."

Observation

"We never repent of having eaten too little."

--Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

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