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		<title><![CDATA[Thinner Earlobes in 30 Days]]></title>
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When I was younger and I would gain weight, it was always in my butt,
belly and thighs. But now that I'm middle-aged, I have discovered that
the fat is being redirected to other body parts.

I'm not sure why this happens this way. It may be one ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4341134</link>
 
    <pubDate>Nov/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[That's the Way the Ball Bounces]]></title>
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"Do you know if there are any rehabs for dogs?" I asked my husband.

"And you're asking me this because?" he replied.

"I think Bowie has a tennis ball addiction," I said solemnly.

We both looked down at the dog, who had been following us from ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4336037</link>
 
    <pubDate>Nov/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Where Do Your Eggs Come From? I'm Not Eggsactly Sure.]]></title>
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There was a time when I was a kid when eggs came in two forms: white and
brown. Because I perceived the brown eggs as being slightly bigger, I
suspected that they came not from chickens at all but rather from
something bigger like ducks, geese ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4330809</link>
 
    <pubDate>Oct/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Free to Be Cookie-Free]]></title>
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"Would you like a cookie or a muffin?" the receptionist brightly asked
as I entered the dentist's office. I gazed longingly at the platters of
fresh baked goods displayed on the front desk. They looked soft and
chewy and delicious, but as ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4325971</link>
 
    <pubDate>Oct/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[When the Old Gray Goose Comes Calling]]></title>
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I discovered my first gray hair when I was 35. Since there was only one,
I figured it was an aberration, and I quickly plucked that sucker out.
When it grew back, though, it brought a friend. I decided both of them
had lost their way en route to...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4317351</link>
 
    <pubDate>Oct/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Baby, I Can Ride My Bike]]></title>
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"OK, now remember to watch for cars at intersections," instructed my
husband. "Also be careful when you ride past a parked car because a door
may suddenly open. And also be on the lookout for potholes."

I leaned over my bicycle and glared at ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4312520</link>
 
    <pubDate>Oct/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Going Toe to Toe]]></title>
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There are a lot of body parts I'm not particularly happy with (you
thighs know who you are), but the one part of me I've never been
bothered by is my feet. Not to be conceited, but I've always thought I
had pretty nice feet, as far as feet go. ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4308016</link>
 
    <pubDate>Sep/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Being a Good Sport]]></title>
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"It's tennis elbow," my doctor said matter-of-factly.

"That's impossible," I responded, massaging my sore elbow. "I don't play
tennis."

She sighed. "It's just called that because it's a repetitive injury that
is commonly seen in tennis players...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4303105</link>
 
    <pubDate>Sep/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[All Hail the Mighty Meatloaf]]></title>
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Having been a mom for many, many years, I've figured out how to cook
enough basic meals to keep my family alive. However, since I only have
about a half dozen dishes that I've perfected, it was just a matter of
time before my family got ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4298010</link>
 
    <pubDate>Sep/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Memory Like an Elephant]]></title>
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"We need to talk about the elephant in the room," said my husband.

I gulped and nodded. It was a conversation I had tried to avoid for some
time, but it was clear that there was no putting it off any longer. This
was something that was not ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4293326</link>
 
    <pubDate>Sep/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Dirty Dozen, Less One]]></title>
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I recently experienced something of a meltdown in the egg aisle at the
supermarket over which kind of eggs to buy. After much consideration, I
finally settled on the eggs I wanted (organic, free-range and
cage-free), when I discovered another ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4288310</link>
 
    <pubDate>Sep/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Having the Time of My Shoes]]></title>
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Like many women I know, I have a vast array of shoes. Unlike clothing,
shoes, for the most part, continue to fit whether you gain or lose
weight, so they are the bright spot in a sometimes cruel and taunting
closet. For this reason, women take ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4283137</link>
 
    <pubDate>Aug/25/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Some Like It Hot]]></title>
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"Oh boy!" exclaimed my husband. "There's a hot sauce shop in town!"

We were away antiquing for the weekend in a quaint village populated by
bed-and-breakfasts, art galleries and, apparently, a hot sauce shop. For
my husband, this was like ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4277877</link>
 
    <pubDate>Aug/18/2026</pubDate>
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