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		<title><![CDATA[Hunting Flies]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies," he responded.

"Oh!, Killed any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked....<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1328929</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Drinks on me]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.

Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can cook me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1147340</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fur Coat]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an 
expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my 
present instead of making you and dad shop for me."

The daughter protests, "But mom, some helpless,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1146900</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Presidential Favor]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A freshly elected U.S. president is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen when a little man comes up to him.

“Excuse me Mr. President but my name is Jason Prins and I’m here with an extremely important client...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-551453</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Change Business Owners Can Believe In]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[As the Manager of a small business that employs 80 people, I have finally resigned to the fact that someone from a political party I don't like is President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase.

To compensate for the tax ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-551452</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Empathy Is The Ultimate Superpower In Steven Spielberg's "Disclosure Day"]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4206307</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA["Burning Down The House" - David Byrne feat. Stephen Colbert (LIVE on The Late Show)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4206306</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Wanda Sykes on Being Our Guest the Night We Got Suspended, How Trump’s Doing & New Comedy Special]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4206305</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA["It's The Best" - Jon Stewart On Losing A Late Night Show, And The Joyful Noise That Is Coming]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4206304</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stephen Colbert on the End of 'The Late Show,' What's Next & Why CBS Might Have "Saved" His Life]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4206303</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sales Practice]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife.

The next morning, the manager asked the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1526806</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paper Towel Pirate]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1526802</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Expressions Explained, Part II]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[{prelink}http://www.arcamax.com/cgi-bin/news/story/1009/37911/207814{postlink} for part I.

Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A proper
and dignified woman, as in "straight laced," wore a tightly tied
lace.

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Common ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-889473</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!
Sit!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
I see your point!

Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
Well, I wouldn't start watching any new soap operas!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a telephone.
Well, take these pills ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-195020</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight? 
When they had lots of sleepless knights!

How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!

How did you do in your tests?
I did what George Washington did!
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-195018</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Just a Little Help]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground. Lying in the dirt with a broken leg, terrified of the approaching enemy, the soldier called out: "All you...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1526226</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sheep Sense]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock."

The shepherd thinks it over; it...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-350012</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Hungry Lion]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-350005</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Help]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen.

After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-350003</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Exercise Techniques]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Physical exercise is good for you. We know that
we should do it daily, but our bodies don't want
us to do too much, so here's a program of
strenuous activities that do not require physical
exercise. 

01) Beating around the bush

02) Jumping to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-35709</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/20/2026</pubDate>
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