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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Lost and not found]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My eyes aren’t what they used to be. In fact, they used to be
martini olives. Those were the days!

The sad fact is that I can’t find anything anymore. I don’t just
mean small things, like a screwdriver (the tool, not vodka and orange
juice,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4302559</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Railroad Accident]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.

At the trial, the engineer insisted that he ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-952060</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Throwing Dollars]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.

"That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a coin that far!"

...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-952059</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Inattentive Waitress]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her
eye, she quickly looked away.

Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-952058</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Self Defense]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[During a practical exercise at a military police base, the 
instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self- 
defense. 

After he presented a number of different situations in which 
they might find themselves, he asked a student, "...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-12710</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Getting Old...]]></title>
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At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he 
planned to be around for his 104th. 

"I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few 
people die between the ages of 103 and 104." 

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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-12642</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Universal Time]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A customer calls the round-the-clock tech support hotline to ask what hours the call center is open.

"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week," says the technician who answers the call.

Customer asks, "Is that Eastern or ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1205677</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Mule]]></title>
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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately 
demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer genuinely tried to be 
friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, 
non-antagonistic ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-71077</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Transportation in Heaven]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and said 
- "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. 
You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen 
accordingly."

The ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-71076</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Places I'd Rather Not Live]]></title>
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- Paradox, New York
- Crapo, Maryland
- Boogertown, North Carolina
- Spasticville, Kansas
- Hellhole, Idaho
- Purgatory, Maine
- Girdletree, Maryland
- Rabbithash, Kentucky
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-69483</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Multiple Choice]]></title>
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The blonde reported for her university final examination
that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat
in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for
five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her
purse out, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-12328</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How I Stopped Being Ticklish]]></title>
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My feet have always been extremely ticklish. Despite this unfortunate
fact, I also like having presentable tootsies. And I don't enjoy doing
my own nails.

So, in spite of myself, I get a pedicure almost every month. I've never
enjoyed the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4301654</link>
 
    <pubDate>Sep/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Laws Of Golfing pt. 4]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."

LAW 17: ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1392307</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Bible According to Kids]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[<i>The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)</i>

- In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1205244</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fishing]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Doug was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught recently 
after fighting it for three hours. 

Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you 
took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds." 

Doug replied, "Well . . . a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1205145</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Cowboy Musicians]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Four cowboys are sitting on a mountain one night having a few cold ones 
around a campfire. One is a tuba player, one a trumpet player, one a 
conductor, and the last a coloratura soprano.

The tuba player tosses an empty can of Budweiser into ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-69486</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[CAT Scan]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[As a resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with
the man whose wife was about to receive a CAT scan of the
chest.

While the nurse was placing the intravenous line, I asked
the husband if his wife had undergone any other tests. The
man ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-12331</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Little Johnny & the Devil]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?"

"No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1204677</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Cat Tails]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

The retail store.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-236401</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Great Sales Technique]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"

Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was yesterday's paper.

...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-236400</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/18/2026</pubDate>
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