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		<title><![CDATA[You Know It's Time To Diet When....]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. You dance and it makes the band skip.

2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

5. Your ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-963689</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Cat Rules of Hampering]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering":

1. When supervising cooking, sit just behind...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-963686</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Best Seat in The House]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[An old Indian lined up all of his ten sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Nobody answered him.

He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" And again nobody answered.

The old Indian ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-77998</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Signs You've had too much of the 21st Century, Part II]]></title>
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15. Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records
your College roommate used to play. 

16. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken
noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. 

17. You checked your blow-dryer to see if it was Y2K
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14581</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Signs You've had too much of the 21st Century, Part I]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
1. You try to enter your password on the microwave. 

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach 
your family of 4. 

4. You e-mail your colleague at the desk next to you to ask 
if...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14580</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Our Impending Apocalypse Is Not the Time To Take Away 'Lol']]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

The latest generational culture war has members of Gen Z calling
millennials cringe for adding "lol" to the end of sentences. Do I
personally do this? Every single day, lol.

We needn't probe the myriad existential reasons for these perennial
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4315819</link>
 
    <pubDate>Oct/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Worm Overload Recreational Killer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
else via any means DO NOT ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1215140</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Only a Southerner]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.

- Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."

- ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1215139</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Thanksgiving Weather Forecast]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. This is one, you should be sure to email your Mom.

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F....<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-243873</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Priest and His Ass]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep that he decided ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-78003</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Major Oops]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Judge: I know you, don't I?

Defendant: Uh, yes.

Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?

Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?

Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice
not to tell me.

Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.

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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14535</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Catholic, the Baptist, and the Jew pt. 2]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above


"I found a bear by the stream," says the Baptist, "and preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him!"

The other two murmur their agreement that he did a very good job.

They both look ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1403820</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Great Steaks]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he'd eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as he was making it out to be.

The group was seated in the back of ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-243523</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Potato Jokes]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why did the potato cross the road? 
He saw a fork up ahead.

How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad.

Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater.

Why wouldn't the reporter...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-243522</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[It was the stork... Honest]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When my granddaughter, Abby was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy.

I was not aware of her assignment when she asked me at the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-243521</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Musings]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

- Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

- How do I set my laser printer on stun?

- How is it possible to have a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-78004</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Animal Super Bowl]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.

At the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-962127</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How to Make a Puppy Pie]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered,
then add the following ingredients.

1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
1 pinch correction
1 cup hard work
2 cups praise and 1 1/2 cups fun

Blend well.

Heat with warmth of your heart until ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-422224</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Kitten's Prayer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now I lay me down to sleep, 
The king-size bed is soft and deep..
I sleep right in the center groove
My human cannot hardly move!

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-422221</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kids Physics]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Answers to questions provided by kids

* Q: What is one horsepower? A: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

* You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-422217</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/08/2026</pubDate>
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