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		<title><![CDATA[Will This One Last Political Robotext Change Your Mind?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

Hi,

Public records indicate you voted in the last 800 elections, but we have
reason to believe you might not get to the polls this one very important
time. Sometimes people come down with chickenpox or get a flat tire.
Sometimes they look up ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4334369</link>
 
    <pubDate>Oct/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Highway Patrol Stop, part 3]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

'After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.

'Got bored doing dentistry, so I ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1416156</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[More How To Know You're Ready For Parenthood]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[<b>NIGHT TEST: </b>
Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of 
sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8 PM begin to waltz and hum with the 
bag until 9 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, 
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-973741</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Where's Barney]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor 
looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find 
Big Bird in here?" The little girl stayed silent.

Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-973738</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Rednecks Go Fishing]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-86817</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Talkative Public Bathroom]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...

...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-86407</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Faults]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-250896</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[No leak]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[That's not a leak, my car's just marking its territory!
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-250882</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Blonde's First Cell Phone]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone and he explains all the features on the phone.

The next day, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-86411</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Listening]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The teacher, during an English lesson, asked her students: "Now tell
me, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?"

Little Johnny, in the back row, raised his hand.

"Yes, Johnny," said the teacher

"A ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-16239</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Soap and Water]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his
house for a home-cooked dinner.

When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the dishes
were the dirtiest that she had ever seen in her life.

"Have these dishes ever been washed?" ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-16237</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How To Be Really Annoying, part 4]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Sweatin' to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Wear your pants backwards.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1415438</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Men are like..., part 4]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

...Chocolate Bars -
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

...Blenders -
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

...Coolers -
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

...Government ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1414719</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Men and the Fools]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump training.

"Well," he said, "it's three weeks long."

"What else?" I asked.

"The first week they separate the men from the boys," he said. "...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-433687</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.

In addition, Husband 1.0 ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-86414</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Math Class]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The test I gave my math class covered 
everything we'd studied all year -- fractions, 
percentages and portions of whole units. 
But maybe I could have explained things 
better. To the question "What portion of 
a foot is six inches?"one student ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-16243</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pick-Up Lines, part 3]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Darn me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can I ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1414123</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Exercising Advice]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. For every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at the age of 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000/month.

2. The only reason I took up jogging was to hear heavy breathing again.

3. I ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-432940</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Excellent Skydiving Advice]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently, I got to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.

One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-432939</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stop Redundancy]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.

Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-85544</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/28/2026</pubDate>
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