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		<title><![CDATA[Time for a Trump-Era Wellness Check]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

Hey. Uh. How are you?

Another week has staggered by drunkenly along this melting clock of
time. The collective tension in early April will be remembered, as one's
doctor might say, as elevated.

Americans have been asked to process ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4067507</link>
 
    <pubDate>Apr/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Flying United]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A flight attendant on a United Air Lines cross-country flight 
nervously announced: about 30 minutes outbound from LA,
"I don't know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers 
aboard and only 40 dinners." 

When the passengers' muttering had ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1127729</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Horse?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand. 

Man: "What was that for?" 

Wife: "Why do you have a piece of paper in your...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1127607</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Manyana]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'. Diamond asked him to explain what it meant.

He said that the term means "maybe the job will be done tomorrow, maybe the next day, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-151491</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women]]></title>
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-151488</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Penny Scale]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A husband stepped on one of those penny scales
that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped
in a coin.

"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her
a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright,
resourceful and a great lover."

"...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-32174</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Laugh Laugh Laugh]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[What kind of food do maths teachers eat? 
Square meals!

The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If you're a bug!

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it

How did Columbus's men sleep on ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1307214</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dusty Housekeeping]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.

One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel."

Mom turned to him and sweetly replied, "Yes, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1307212</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[First Apartment]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and I for a visit.

As we walked in, our son asked if we'd like a cold drink.

Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching him to be such a gracious host, I said, "Yes, what do...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-151493</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-151135</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mathematician...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Every Friday afternoon, a mathematician goes down to the
bar, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat,
which is empty, and asks a girl who isn't there if he can
buy her a drink.

The bartender, who is used to weird university ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-32008</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Video]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4066351</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jim Gaffigan Takes The Colbert Questionert]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4066350</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Meanwhile… Rat Birth Control | ChatGPT Can’t Count Backwards | Sugar For Hemorrhoids?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4066349</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Daniel Radcliffe Reveals Jonathan Groff’s Backstage Antics, Talks Unhinged Tracy Morgan Moment]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4066348</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Traitors: A Very Confident Mistake | SNL UK]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4066347</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Who's Counting?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[How many Deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?

12,001. That's one to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-330388</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Volunteers]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-180838</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible!
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-180820</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Where are most fish found? 
Between the head and the tail!

What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A herring aid!

What do fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening!

How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!

Where do you find a down...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-149933</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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