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		<title><![CDATA[The Dirty Dozen, Less One]]></title>
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I recently experienced something of a meltdown in the egg aisle at the
supermarket over which kind of eggs to buy. After much consideration, I
finally settled on the eggs I wanted (organic, free-range and
cage-free), when I discovered another ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4288310</link>
 
    <pubDate>Sep/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Anteater]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[An Anteater walks into a bar.

The bartender asks him is he wants a beer, and the anteater responds, "Nooooooooooooooooooooo.."

The bartender says, "Okay, would you like a water?"

"Nooooooooooooooooo..."

Finally, the bartender says, "Hey buddy,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1382965</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Action Stars]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[So Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, and Arnold Schwarzenegger decide to make a movie about classical musicians.

But they all had to pick a part so Sly goes first and says he wants to be Handel because that's his favorite.

Jackie goes next and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1382964</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Work Sayings]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[<i>For those sarcastic moments...</i>

And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...?

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Does your train ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-941784</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Necessary Information for the 40-and-older crowd]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any
more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-941763</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA["Smooth Operator"]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Bumping into a woman on the sidewalk, the Tom Cruise look- 
alike apologized, "Pardon me!" 

"That's quite all right," the woman replied. "You look just 
like my fourth husband." 

"Wow!" he said. "How many times have you been married?" 

She ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-10485</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: The wheels on the car]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey, boys and girls, and all of you adult drivers, here’s a song
you can sing to the tune of the everlastingly popular but fantastically
annoying kiddie ditty “The Wheels on the Bus”:

The wheel on the car goes thump, thump, thump

Thump, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4287786</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Science Lesson]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.

Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter '...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1195766</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Top Secret Communications Center]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When my son was in the Air Force, my wife and I visited quite often. On our first visit, we were allowed inside this top secret Communications Center, but everything in sight was covered up so we could look around everywhere -- Heck, even the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1195764</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tick - Tock]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII. The Germans thought up a way to make the pilots crack and tell what they knew. They made them stand at attention, turn their heads from side to side and say, "Tick - Tock" over and over...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1195762</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Camping Tips]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.

- A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1195761</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Choking]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish
bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor
was seated at a nearby table.

Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone
and saved his life.

As soon as the fellow had calmed himself ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-941212</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Medieval Jokes pt. 3]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

-- A Florentine I was acquainted with was under the necessity of buying a horse in Rome, and bargained with the dealer, who asked him twenty-five gold ducats, too high a price; he offered to pay fifteen ducats cash, and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1382498</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Cheerios pt. 4]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

So, they start dating, and he finally asks her to the Formal Bowl (ahaha, get it, bowl instead of ball). Anyway, they get there and dance intensely for a few hours.

Finally, they get tired and she sends the boy cheerio ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1381946</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stupid Things Actually Said By Soccer Commentators]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win.

2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.

3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.

4...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1195142</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Guard Dog]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Sam and George owned a store in the outskirts of San Francisco. It had been 
burglarized several times in the past year and Sam decided to buy a guard dog.

Shopping for one, Sam found himself in Chinatown, at a pet store whose sign 
boasted, The...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-62103</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Candy Bar]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their very first
train ride, with Billy's mother.

A vendor came down the corridor selling a candy bar that
neither had ever seen before. Billy's mom bought each one
of them a bar.

Little Johnny eagerly...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-10389</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How To Get Away With Stealing $10 Million]]></title>
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Greetings, students.

With school in session, you're probably learning mnemonic devices, handy
sayings and acronyms. "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally" helps with the
order of operations in math. Likewise, "My Very Educated Mother Just
Served Us...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4286661</link>
 
    <pubDate>Aug/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Quick One]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q. What's the difference between a King's son, a monkey's 
mother, a bald head, and an orphan? 

A. One's an heir apparent, the next is a hairy parent, the 
next has no hair apparent, and the last has nary a parent.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1194188</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Two Doctors]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking shop.

"I operated on Mr. Lee the other day," said the surgeon.

"What for?" asked his colleague.

"About $17,000."

"What did he have?"

"Oh... About $17,000."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-940096</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/29/2026</pubDate>
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