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		<title><![CDATA[Best Patients]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1544603</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fireflies]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.

Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1544282</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ponder All the Things]]></title>
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1350619</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Unsuitable Steak]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"

"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-371629</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Free drinks for everyone]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-209049</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No body
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4242760</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No body
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4242759</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No body
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4242758</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No body
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4242757</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[What's Behind Me? with Millie Bobby Brown | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4242756</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | Spock Teaches Doug How to High Five (S3, E8) | Paramount+]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4241831</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Scranton's Train Set: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segments)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4241830</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA['Scenes from an Italian Restaurant' (Billy Joel) | Middle Aged Dad Jam Band feat "Weird Al" Yankovic]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4241829</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Daily Show Celebrates 250 Years of America, and Maybe 250 More? | The Daily Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4241828</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Emily Blunt Is Up to the Challenge While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4241827</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Used Heart]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, "You're in luck, two hearts just became available, so ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1973191</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Vet]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[After a long day of being called upon to visit an
endless series of horses and cows with sore
legs, I finally returned to the animal clinic.

Although exhausted, when I discovered I had
a slow leak in one of my truck tires, I drove over
to get it ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-910315</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Hearing Aids]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems
for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the
doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing
aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The
elderly gentleman went back in a month...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-910287</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Funny Punny Names]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane
Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer
New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd
The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
Lawn Care: Ray King 
Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling 
I Hate the Sun: ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-910285</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Questions, Questions, Questions!]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.

"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.

"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"

"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"

"Yes it is", said ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-371101</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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