I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.

Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.

Imagine my delight when the cashier...Read More

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

Why did the turkey ...Read More

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any ...Read More

The soldier serving in eastern Asia was annoyed and upset when his girl sent him a "Dear John" letter, breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.

The serviceman went out and collected from his ...Read More

Q: Have you heard about the lawyer's word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

The convent had been presented with a new car, a red Mini Metro. Sister Lucy, the only qualified driver, became the chauffeur for all and sundry. Every Saturday she would drive Reverend Mother into town for the shopping.

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