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More Reasons for Being Fired from the Toy Store

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- Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again.

- Source of reefer smoke finally traced to "nostrils" of Geoffrey the Giraffe.

- Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel.

- Caught hocking phlegm into tykes' hands and telling them it was "homemade Gack."

 

- Your sales display, "Barbie's Struggle for Survival in Post-Nuclear Holocaust Malibu" was not exactly an overwhelming success.

- Too many reports from people who swear they saw Geoffrey the Giraffe in a leather bar.

- Regardless of the question, you answer, "Bite me, kid -- I R on break."


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