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More International Rules of Manhood

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- On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

- When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

- It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a gorgeous woman and only when it’s free.

- Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy.

 

- Unless you’re in prison, never fight unclothed.

- Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

- If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

 

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