Excuse Me!
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The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school.
- Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him till I started making the beds.
- Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a funeral.
- My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marine's.
- Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
- Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
- Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.
- Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the berst either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going around school, her father even got hot last night.
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