Quick Quotes
Published in Jokes
"Here's an interesting statistic - according to "Cosmo", over 30 percent of men between the ages of 18 and 34 still live with their parents. These men are known as "Star Wars" fans." --Jay Leno
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"The New York Yankees are building a new stadium. It's going to have a 1920's feel to it -- just like the hot dogs." --Dave Letterman
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"Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was in the news twice this week because twice he's made statements that con- flicted with statements made by President Bush. They're disagreeing a lot. As a result, Rumsfeld had to back down and admit that SpongeBob is way cooler than Pokemon." --Conan O'Brien
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