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"One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, SPEED LIMIT 35 AHEAD. And there were four of us in the car. We were through there in no time." ~ Geechy Guy

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Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal. ~ Steven Wright

 

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"How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?" ~ Rita Rudner

 

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