** Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.
** Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.
** Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.
** The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked.
** It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing.
** It needs cleaning less often than private cars.
** The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.
** Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio.
** It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition.
** It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.