10 Characteristics of The Company Car


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** Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.

** Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.

** Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.

** The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked.

** It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing.

** It needs cleaning less often than private cars.

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** The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.

** Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio.

** It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition.

** It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.



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