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It was a May-December marriage, and as the old man climbed in to bed for the first time with his new bride, he asked, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?"

"Yes," she cooed, kissing him lightly, "She told me everything."

 

"Good," said the elderly gentleman as he turned out the light, "because I've forgotten."


 

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