And you know how Trump’s always talking about how he’s under audit? Turns out, that’s because the I.R.S. isn’t certain that Trump’s refund was, um, legal. He better win this audit, because if he loses — turns out he would owe the I.R.S. taxes and penalties that could exceed $100 million. [as Trump] ‘Hey, Mexico, forget about that wall — just pay for my tax bill, ’cause Uncle Sam’s going to take my thumbs.’
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A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A. By death.
Q. And by whose death was it terminated?
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Eric talks about making his new prank movie Bad Trip with Tiffany Haddish and Lil Rel Howery, having a knife pulled on him, filming a crazy scene in a zoo, and he pranks Beyoncé fans who think they’re meeting her.