According to former Giuliani associate Lev Parnas, President Trump "knew exactly what was going on" as Parnas pressured Ukraine officials to take actions that would bolster Trump's chances at being reelected in 2020.
Conan interviews Will Ferrell from an empty theater to talk about the state of their hair, Will's new movie "Eurovision Song Contest: The Story Of Fire Saga," and Will’s future as a spoken word artist.
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass ...Read More
A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.
The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."
My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."
My Mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
During a heated discussion Opal screamed at Amber, telling her that not only was she not a jewel but she wasn't even a mineral.
"Is that so," Amber snorted, stating flatly that Opal had no cleavage.
"Perhaps so," replied...Read More
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day.
Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a ...Read More