Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez yesterday responded to President Trump’s racist attacks on her and three other congresswomen, calling Trump’s words the, quote, ‘hallmark language of white supremacists.’ Said Hallmark, ‘In retrospect, we never should have added that section.’
Okay, is it just me or does it seem like someone took a dump in the Oval Office that didn’t flush and now they’re trying to blame it on America’s water systems?
The Late Late Show needed a guest host when James Corden had to head to the hospital for the birth of his daugther, and James's good pal Harry Styles rushed to CBS to guest host an episode. Harry kicks off the show with a ...Read More
Parasite director Bong Joon Ho tries to describe his highly praised horror film Parasite without too many spoilers and reveals the motivation behind his short response to an eight-minute-long standing ovation at Cannes.
Let’s just assume that people are flushing their toilets 10 or 15 times. Does that mean that people are telling the president of the United States about their flushing habits or Trump is asking about them? I don’t ...Read More
What are you eating? The only time you flush a toilet 15 times is if the D.E.A. is banging on your door and you have a kilo of cocaine up you. That’s not normal.
People are flushing toilets 15 times? What? Are they trying to get rid of a body? [Imitating Trump] "Toilet’s clogged again. Call the E.P.A. Have them declare my commode a Superfund site. And you’d better get ...Read More