Questions that need answers...
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-- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
-- Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
-- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
-- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
-- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
-- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
-- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-- Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
-- Stop singing and read on..
-- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
-- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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