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Meanwhile… Heinz Targets Chicago | Uggs And Crocs Thriving | Rat Birth Control | $20k Wine Club
Meanwhile… Heinz wants Chicago residents to put ketchup on their hot dogs, ugly shoes are more popular than ever, New York is trying a new approach to pest control, and a fancy wine club requires a steep membership fee and a vibe check.
Seth Meyers on Trump’s Trial, Strike Force Five Podcast & Andy Samberg Crashes His Interview
Seth talks about not wearing a suit on his own show, being a talk show guest, the first night of Trump’s criminal trial, running in to Tracy Morgan when he went to the Knicks game with his son, his brother Josh playing Governor Gavin Newsom on our show, doing the “Strike Force Five” podcast with Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert ...Read more
Jordan Klepper Crashes Trump's Criminal Trial & Meets Giuliani's Son | The Daily Show
Are Trump supporters ready to go "apeshit" at Trump's criminal trial? Jordan Klepper went to the courthouse to probe the MAGA supporters who showed up en masse to (peacefully) protest the former president’s "witch hunt.
Laverne Cox Sweeps the Board with a Perfect High-Stakes Bonus Round of Password
Laverne Cox sweeps the board and helps contestant Saigim win $25,000 in a perfect bonus round of Password hosted by Keke Palmer.
Cat sitting- Colour Special!
Simon is off on a much-needed holiday! But don't worry Simon's sister is cat sitting while he's away, if she can handle their mischief! With dinners around the campfire and surprise stowaways watch Simon's holiday unfold in our latest full colour special Cat Sitting!
OK Go - White Knuckles - Official Video
OK Go - White Knuckles - Official Video
For The Kids...
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
My teacher reminds me of history
She's always ...Read more
Laryngitis
A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.
The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."
Fast Drinker
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were ...Read more
More Things I'd Like to Hear, Just Once
From a store clerk:
"The computerized cash register is down. I'll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper."
"I'll take a break after I finish waiting on these customers."
"We're sorry we sold you defective merchandise. We'll pick it up at your home and bring you a new one or give you a complete refund, whichever you ...Read more
The Rules
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules can change without notice.
3. Males can't know the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of the rules.
5. The female never bears the blame for being wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding ...Read more
Very Old Age
At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th.
"I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."
A Married Couple
Tom was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife Linda, with a look of question on his face.
"I'll never ...Read more
Conan O'Brien Needs a Doctor While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
Conan O'Brien is an Emmy Award–winning talk-show host who had a nearly three-decade–long run on late night. You can keep with him these days on Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend wherever you get your podcasts. He also has a brand-new travel show where he's visiting Conan fans all over the world—it's called Conan O'Brien Must Go, and it's set to...Read more
Kristen Wiig and Jimmy Fallon Guess the Plots of Avatar, Twilight and More! | The Tonight Show
Kristen Wiig and Jimmy try to guess the plots of classic movies that they've never seen before, like The Notebook, The Grapes of Wrath and more.
Executions: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
John Oliver reveals new information about the methods used to carry out the death penalty, explains why there is no good way to do lethal injections, and offers a new, unexpected use for peanuts. John swears it’s normal, we beg to differ.
How Donald Trump Selects His Jurors
There’s a science to finding jurors who might be sympathetic to the former president’s case.
Jon Stewart on Iran, Israel, and Trump’s Hush Money Trial | The Daily Show
Jon Stewart unpacks Iran launching missiles at Israel and resident Civil War historian Donald Trump claiming to be the solution. Plus, with Trump’s criminal trial beginning, Desi Lydic, Ronny Chieng, and Josh Johnson go head-to-head to decide which persecuted martyr he resembles most.
Trump Falls Asleep During First Day of Criminal Trial & Delivers Nonsensical Gettysburg Rant
The first criminal trial against Donald Trump is underway, he is trying every way he can to get out of it including his son Barron’s High School graduation, he appeared to be sleeping in the courtroom, he was in Shnecksville, PA on Saturday where he gave a broken-headed interpretation of what happened at Gettysburg during the Civil War, Jimmy ...Read more