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"We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives." --Plan 9 From Outer Space

[Ain't it the truth.]

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"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought, what good would that do?" --Ronnie Shakes

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"They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, so I figure that's why my boyfriend moved." --Christy Murphy

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