Tam watches 'The Big Lebowski' for the first time while drinking White Russians to celebrate the film's 20th anniversary.
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog.
The children started discussing what the ...Read More
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"
God replied, "Go on Adam...Read More
As you board the plane, you notice the co-pilot is frowning and wearing an "I'm with Stupid" T-Shirt.
The Captain announces over the intercom the Flight is delayed while he looks for his keys.
The Airline mechanics, ...Read More
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Anderson Consulting: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create ...Read More
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies,...Read More
-- Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
-- Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you ...Read More