It is good to be alive and to stay that way because we just found out that North Korea is willing to talk to the U.S. about giving up their nuclear weapons. And not the usual way they talk about giving up their nuclear weapons: by dropping them on Seattle.
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of...Read More
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate?
Why did the ram fall over the cliff?
He didn't see the ewe turn!
What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you ...Read More
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If you're a bug!
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy ...Read More
A wedding, going hunting, getting to meet Eddard Stark...what a lovely place Westeros is! Here's the best of Game Of Thrones in Robot Chicken.