Colbert had a monologue full of perfectly good tariff humor ready to go. Then former Trump aide Sam Nunberg got on TV.
He went on rather poetically, ‘The irony is today is the day I am getting my freedom back.’ Actually, the irony is that while you’re in prison for your crimes, the guy who ordered you to do the crimes will be at Mar-...Read More
Before Cohen climbed up onto the prison bus he made sure to throw Trump under it, telling the court, ‘Recently the president tweeted a statement calling me ‘weak,’ and it was correct, but for a much different reason ...Read More
At least 16 members of Team Trump had contact with the Russians during the campaign or transition. Sixteen! If Donald Trump was a rapper, his name would be Colludicrous.
Stephen offers Michael Cohen advice on how to make a statement in the prison yard on day one.
Today was the big sentencing hearing for Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen. He got 36 months in prison — or as Trump put it, ‘That’s, like, 20 years!’
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When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.
The barman says: "We don't serve faster-than-light particles here."
A tachyon enters a bar.
How many programmers does it ...Read More