What could be better than American pasttimes? Well, there’s genocide and stuff, but we don’t want to harsh your mellow. Nope, we’ll leave that to the disingenuous folks who would like to pretend that there is absolutely nothing wrong with any American History not at all never.
A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"
The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?"
"Well, let me see. Needs ...Read More
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my ...Read More
A police officer stopped a car which was zigzagging alarmingly and asked the driver what he was doing.
"I am learning to drive." was the reply.
"What? without an instructor?" exclaimed the officer.
"Oh yes," answered ...Read More
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and ...Read More
A young man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in ...Read More
Once again, we've bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week we feature Zac Efron, Donald Trump, Wheel of Fortune, Kathie Lee & Hoda and more.