I’m so shocked that the president really will just repeat anything someone random in a crowd shouts at him. Like, treason is not typically prosecuted in a call-and-response fashion. Even if you said treason to a parrot, the bird would be like, ‘Bawk! I’m not saying that, that’s a serious charge! Bawk! P.S. Polly doesn’t say ‘cracker’ anymore. I’m woke!’
A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"
The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?"
"Well, let me see. Needs ...Read More
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my ...Read More
A police officer stopped a car which was zigzagging alarmingly and asked the driver what he was doing.
"I am learning to drive." was the reply.
"What? without an instructor?" exclaimed the officer.
"Oh yes," answered ...Read More
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and ...Read More
A young man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in ...Read More
Once again, we've bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week we feature Zac Efron, Donald Trump, Wheel of Fortune, Kathie Lee & Hoda and more.