I’m so shocked that the president really will just repeat anything someone random in a crowd shouts at him. Like, treason is not typically prosecuted in a call-and-response fashion. Even if you said treason to a parrot, the bird would be like, ‘Bawk! I’m not saying that, that’s a serious charge! Bawk! P.S. Polly doesn’t say ‘cracker’ anymore. I’m woke!’
An English teacher wrote this phrase on the board and asked her students to properly punctuate it:
"Woman without her man is nothing."
MEN WROTE: Woman, without her man, is nothing.
WOMEN WROTE: Woman! Without her, man ...Read More
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.
So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and...Read More
German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone ...Read More
The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations:
"Dear Mr. Butcher, starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only ...Read More
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is...Read More
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse yells, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's ...Read More