Nunes’s memo supposedly paints a picture of how the F.B.I. and the Justice Department abused their authority to obtain a warrant to spy on a former Trump campaign adviser. Ugh, that sounds a little dry. Can’t another porn star come forward about spanking the president? I mean, it’s been over a week, daddy needs his juice.
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman ...Read More
A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25 each -- three for a dollar."
All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"
Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged ...Read More
- Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.
- Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video ...Read More
Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this -- especially all the ladies who bake for church events
Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last ...Read More
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
Jimmy Fallon's monologue from Tuesday, May 22.