It’s like when you’re trying to get out of one lie and you accidentally tell a much worse lie. ‘Baby, baby, I couldn’t have been texting with my ex last night — I was too busy sleeping with your mom.’
Raph and Jess say Rekha is too good to date their friends, because for some reason they are best friends with terrible, terrible people.
A man (Pete Davidson) surprises everyone (John Mulaney, Chris Redd, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon) by ordering lobster (Kenan Thompson).
I read that Trump’s meeting with Kim Jong-un could take place in Sweden or Switzerland. Apparently it all depends on whether Trump is in the mood for meatballs or cheese.
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I don’t need the details. Her gag order may be over, but once she describes the affair, our gagging is just beginning.
Republicans in Congress are focused on 2018 but seem to have no idea about any elections happening in 2020.