Have you guys heard about this robot Sophia? She’s one of the world’s most advanced artificial intelligence androids. Well, recently she announced, on her own, that she wants to have a baby. That may seem weird, but I bet she knows what she’s talking about. Her biological clock is an actual clock. If this happens, it’s gonna be a huge blow to single women with overbearing mothers out there. “So, I see robots are having babies before you.”
I’m whatever generation it is when you can never die because of a sacrifice made to the olden gods.
The way movie gunfights used to go down proves that sometimes, really, practical effects are not the way to go.
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