An Ohio-based company made a cup holder for dip that attaches to a dashboard so you can eat chips and dip while you drive. I don’t have a joke about this, I just wanted to remind you we’re still the greatest country in the world.
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A brothel in Nevada has announced it will start accepting the digital currency Bitcoin as a form of payment, because there’s a huge market for people who understand Bitcoin and also can’t get laid.
President Trump’s doctor predicted that the president will have and live a long life. As a result, the doctor’s now treating Melania Trump for depression.
O.K., with the president being 6’3”, 239, according to the body mass index by the federal Health and Human Services Department, Trump is overweight and just one pound shy of obesity. One pound short of being obese! ...Read More
The official White House physician lists President Trump as being in "excellent" health despite reported fast food binges and memory loss.
Trump spent yesterday playing golf instead of commemorating Martin Luther King Jr. People were pretty upset, then they thought about what Trump would have said and were like, ‘Probably a good move.’