Twitter has officially doubled the maximum length of a tweet to 280 characters. Doubled, yeah. In a related story, President Trump’s thumbs have been rushed to intensive care.
An owl is cute and funny. Owls are awesome. Check out these funny owls and cute owls in this funny and cute owl videos compilation.
A man is lost in the Sahara desert. He used up the last of his water three days ago and he's lying, gasping, on the sand, when in the distance he suddenly hears a voice calling, "Mush! Mush!"
Not trusting his ears he ...Read More
Bob Gibson, known for his sarcastic wit, caught teammate Curt Flood off guard with a rare compliment as Gibson watched him take batting practice."Way to hit the ball, roomie. If I could hit the ball that way, I'd take off ...Read More
How do fish go into business?
They start on a small scale!
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Where do you weigh whales?<...Read More
The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper.
St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, ...Read More
Everything's a cat bed!