Trump is in South Korea right now. And part of the fun of Donald Trump being in a foreign country is figuring out what he is going to eat in that country. This is what was on the menu tonight: grilled sole fish, shrimp stir fry with noodles and Korean beef served with a 360-year-old soy sauce. If there is anyone who could appreciate a 360-year-old soy sauce, it is a guy who likes Chicken McNuggets.
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