After you guys submitted over 30 thousand script ideas we did our best to whittle it down to the most manageable batch of scenes. I think about 5,000 of you submitted the "language" joke and the "because I'm batman" line. So a big fat sloppy Thank You goes to everyone who sent in ideas. Thank you so much for wanting to be a part of this. We really loved getting to make this with you. And you guys are full of great jokes!
Trump's Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh continues to face opposition. It's gotten so bad that Ivanka Trump has told her father to "cut bait" and nominate someone else. Ivanka said it's a lost cause, and it's better ...Read More
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A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.
"That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could ...Read More