On his way to Asia, Trump stopped off in Hawaii. Of course, that’s Obama’s home state. He’s very popular there, so people there didn’t want to say to Trump, “Aloha.” They wanted to say, “Aloha.” Look it up.
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Men don't answer their mail. (But then, I've never had a reply from Santa....)
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full...Read More
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe Santa Claus is a woman.
Think about it: Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy (and a "...Read More
remonstrant \reh-MAHN-strehnt\ (adjective) - In a state of vigorously objecting to, earnestly aggrieved by or opposed to something.
"The remonstrant set of Russel's jaw convinced Andre that she could never persuade him to...Read More
My son is so lazy he won’t empty the trash in the computer recycle bin!
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!"
The blind man ...Read More
Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.