There was one uncomfortable moment (when Trump arrived in France). President Macron’s wife, Brigitte, is 25 years older than he is. He’s 39. She’s 64. Which you know has to be making Trump’s crazy orange head spin. For him that’s about as backwards as it gets. This is what he said to her: “You’re in such good shape. She’s in such good physical shape. Beautiful.” It’s like she’s a ’65 Chevy convertible he’s admiring. Only Donald Trump would treat a meeting with world leader likes it’s a swingers’ key party.
After a closed-door speech to the Alliance Defending Freedom, an anti-LGBT hate group, Attorney Jeff Sessions explains himself on the Late Show in his natural form.
Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan is calling for stronger sanctions against Russia for its election meddling. Ryan said, “We must keep Russia out of our elections until we need them again in 2018.”
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One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
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The teenager approached the sales clerk in the dress shop with a large bag. “My mother likes this outfit -- may I exchange it?
"Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?" -- Bill Gates, 1981
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
"I ...Read More