After a closed-door speech to the Alliance Defending Freedom, an anti-LGBT hate group, Attorney Jeff Sessions explains himself on the Late Show in his natural form.
An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man in is a terminal coma, ...Read More
Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
Why is brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to ...Read More
CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give ...Read More
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11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points.
10) "Returned mail: User ...Read More