Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe, part 3
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"If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field"
"The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands"
"I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)"
"Don't follow me - my hyperdrive is disabled"
Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation
Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
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