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Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe, part 3

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... continued from above

"If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field"

"The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands"

"I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)"

"Don't follow me - my hyperdrive is disabled"

 

Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation

Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management

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