What Men Really Mean, part 3
Published in Jokes
... continued from above
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it." Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?" Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"
Continued below...
Comments