Euphemisms For Being Stupid, part 9
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If he had a brain, he'd be dangerous.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted.
Isn't firing on all 6 cylinders.
Isn't firing on all thrusters.
Kangaroo loose in the top paddock.
Like a pair of children s scissors, bright and colorful, but not too sharp.
Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.
Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby.
You're the flower of my life (you blooming idiot).
You can't call him an idiot, you'll insult all the idiots in the world.
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